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Celeb Birthdays: April 11

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:30:00 +0000

Jesuchristo, this is a boring batch of D-list birthdays. Seriously, when Joss Stone is your biggest name, you've got a real fame drought on your hands. Well, not that it's your responsibility, it's the universe's.

Actress Dakota Blue Richards of The Golden Compass is 14. Seriously, I don't think anyone saw that movie. Like, not even Keith Urban.

Singer Joss Stone is 21. See Joss Stone's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Model Alessandra Ambrosio is 27.

Actress Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galactica is 34.

Red Sox captain Jason Varitek is 36. I'm already sick of hearing about baseball this year.

Actor Brett Claywell (One Tree Hill) is 40.

Actress Jennifer Esposito (Spin City) is 35. See Jennifer Esposito's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Lisa Stansfield is 42. Didn't she have some sort of sad reality-show "comeback" attempt lately? Or am I thinking of Taylor Dayne? See Lisa Stansfield's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor-director Vincent Gallo is 46. See Vincent Gallo's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Meshach Taylor, a.k.a. the gay black sidekick of Designing Women and Mannequin, is 61. I know, I know, why does it have to be about him being gay and black?

Actress Louise Lasser of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is 69. I never really got that show. I think irony was different back then.

Actor and memorable Buffy guest star Joel Grey is 76. I still haven't gotten over the fact that he didn't kill Dawn when he had the chance! See Joel Grey's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 10

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:19:00 +0000

Someone named Amanda "AJ" Michalka of some entity called Aly & AJ is 17.

Actor Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense) is 20. See Haley Joel Osment's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Classical singer Hayley Westenra is 21.

Singer-actress Mandy Moore is 24. We haven't heard much from M.Mo lately, have we? What up with her? Read CelebAstroBlogy posts about Mandy Moore

Actor Ryan Merriman (Final Destination 3) is 25. See Ryan Merriman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Chyler Leigh (Grey's Anatomy) is 26. See Chyler Leigh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Michael Pitt is 26. See Michael Pitt's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Charlie Hunnam (Undeclared) is 28. I never watched that show, and I need to Netflix it as soon as discs 5 and 6 of Freaks and Geeks are finished, which will sadly be all too soon. See Charlie Hunnam's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

It is so appropriate that hockey player Sean Avery is an Aries, seeing as how he has all the classic attributes like being impulsive, impetuous, aggressive, hotheaded, always butting heads with people, and so on. Not that I'm complaining! I love Avery, though not quite as much as he loves himself. Anyway, he will surely have a happy 28th today after scoring that AWESOME goal last night! What an insane game! GO RANGERS!!!

Singer Chris Carrabba of Dashboard Confessional is 33.

Rapper Q-Tip is 38. We haven't heard much from him lately either, have we?

R&B singer Kenny Lattimore is 38.

Guitarist Mike Mushok of the utterly useless Staind is 38.

Actor-comedian Orlando Jones is 40. I like him because he was in Office Space, and also that movie with David Duchovny about the aliens. No, not the X-Files movie, duh. See Orlando Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Guitarist Warren DeMartini of Ratt is 45.

Singer Katrina Leskanich of Katrina and the Waves is 48. I apologize for the fact that you now have "Walking on Sunshine" stuck in your head.

Musician Brian Setzer is 49. I apologize for the fact that you now have either "Stray Cat Strut" or "Jump, Jive and Wail" stuck in your head. What was up with that whole swing-dancing thing, anyway? See Brian Setzer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician-producer Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds hits 50 today, so we might well suspect that his baby face is presently preserved by Botox.

Actor Peter MacNicol (Ally McBeal) is 54. See Peter MacNicol's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

"Action" "star" and total douche Steven Seagal is 57. See Steven Seagal's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Reggae artist Bunny Wailer is 61. See Bunny Wailer's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Football commentator Don Meredith is 70, while football commentator John Madden is 82. Just in case anyone cares. See Don Meredith's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Omar Sharif, who is evidently still alive, is 76. See Omar Sharif's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Max von Sydow is 79. See Max von Sydow's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Harry Morgan of my most hated show, M*A*S*H, is 93.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Gwyneth on Her Kids' Zodiac Signs

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:13:00 +0000

Gwyneth Paltrow is one celeb I would not have expected to believe in astrology. She just seems so Mr.-Spock chilly that you'd think she's one of those "rational" thinkers. (She was in a movie about math, fer Chrissakes.) But here's a cute quote from her revealing she understands that her daughter is ruled by Venus and her son by Mars:

"Apple [pictured at right with her Libra mama] is an open person. She's Taurus; grounded, calm, funny. Moses is Aries, he's the most sweet, sensitive thing but then he'll kick and karate-chop and spit and tumble. He's a real boy." --Gwyneth Paltrow to U.K. Glamour [Source]

If you recall, CelebAstroBlogy posted her son Moses' horoscope shortly after his birth two years ago. Wonder if Gwynnie checked out the chart? Here it is (along with Apple's), in case you'd like to do so....

See Moses Martin's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy)

See Apple Martin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Not the most earth-shattering astrological analysis ever committed to the Interwebs, I know--but hey, I promised a break from birthday posts and I delivered toot sweet, gosh darn it!

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Celeb Birthdays: April 9

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:21:00 +0000

I'm sure everybody is bored of all the birthday posts, and I'm planning to do a chart analysis (or seven) real soon. No, really. I mean it.

Actress Kristen Stewart (Into the Wild) is 18.

Aaagh, the dreaded teen-heartthrob hyphenate! Actor-singer Jesse McCartney (Summerland) is 21. See Jesse McCartney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl, who went from unknown to ubiquitous seemingly overnight, is 22.

Musician Albert Hammond Jr. of the Strokes is 28. See Albert Hammond Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh, "reality" "stars"! Former America's Next Top Model winner Yoanna House is also 28. See Yoanna House's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Care to feel old? Well, then, actress Keshia Knight-Pulliam, a.k.a. Rudy on The Cosby Show, is 29. See Keshia Knight-Pulliam's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance is 31.

She of the surgically disfigured hoo-hoo, Jenna Jameson, is 34. See Jenna Jameson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Cynthia Nixon of the eagerly-anticipated-by-people-other-than-me Sex and the City movie is 42. I recently saw her striding purposefully off the 3 train in Times Square at evening rush hour, with her dumpy girlfriend trailing behind like a lost child. I'm sorry, but her girlfriend is dumpy. What do you want me to do about it? See Cynthia Nixon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Former supermodel and now reality star (feh!) Paulina Porizkova of Dancing With the Stars is 43. See Paulina Porizkova's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs is 45.

Still-hunky actor Dennis Quaid is 54. I am very happy for him that his babies stopped bleeding. See Dennis Quaid's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Someone named Hal Ketchum, who is alleged to be some sort of country artist, is 55.

Actress Michael Learned (The Waltons) is 69.

French actor Jean-Paul Belmondo (Breathless) is 75. I remember when we had to watch that movie in French class in high school. I blame it for making smoking seem cool. See Jean-Paul Belmondo's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Octogenarian polygamist Hugh Hefner is 82. Much as it shames me, I inevitably get sucked into The Girls Next Door every time it happens to come on. You know, I feel sorry for Holly, because she seems to actually really love him, and there is always a kind of sadness in her eyes, whereas the other two are all whoo-hoo-along-for-the-ride. See Hugh Hefner's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 8

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:26:00 +0000

Actor Taran Noah Smith of my second most hated show ever, Home Improvement, is 24.

Actress Kirsten Storms (Days of Our Lives) is 24. See Kirsten Storms' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) is 28. See Katee Sackhoff's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Emma Caulfield, whom, as I have mentioned ad nauseum, has the rare distinction (although, are distinctions by definition rare?) of having appeared on both Buffy the Vampire Slayer and 90210, is 35 today. Isn't it time for her to come back to TV?!?! See Emma Caulfield's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Bassist Paul Gray of the lamest band ever, Slipknot, is 36. Oh wait, I forgot about Insane Clown Posse. See Paul Gray's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Patricia Arquette (Medium) is 40. I have a fondness for her from True Romance, but there always seems to be something just a little off about her. Like, maybe the fact that she can't seem to figure out how to wear clothes that fit her? I don't know. See Patricia Arquette's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Recently separated actress Robin Wright Penn is 42. Is she still going by the Penn? And why haven't Sean and Madonna gotten back together yet? These are things I need to know. See Robin Wright Penn's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rapper Biz Markie is 44.

What Jakob Dylan was to the '90s, musician Julian Lennon was to the '80s; he is 45 today. See Julian Lennon's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Guitarist Izzy Stradlin of Guns n' Roses is 46.

Actor John Schneider, a.k.a. Bo Duke, is 48. See John Schneider's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director John Madden (Shakespeare in Love) is 59.

Guitarist Steve Howe of Yes is 61.

Fashion designer Vivienne Westwood is 67. See Vivienne Westwood's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Peggy Lennon of the Lennon Sisters, who is evidently still alive, is 67. See Peggy Lennon's birth chart (Astrotheme)

NBA great John Havlicek is 68. See John Havlicek's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Comedian Shecky Greene, who is evidently still alive, is 82. You know, you just don't see many parents naming their kids Shecky these days. Go figure.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 6-7

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:06:00 +0000

Before we catch up on yesterday's and today's celebrity birthdays, I must apologize for a vast and grave oversight: the inexcusable omission of Henrik Lundqvist's birthday, which was March 2. I would also like to take this opportunity to wish my beloved Henrik and his cohorts best of luck in the playoffs as they fight the forces of evil, which are, unsurprisingly, based out of New Jersey. Go Rangers! Jaia Ganesha!

• April 6

Actress Diora Baird of The Wedding Crashers is 26.

Season 2 Top Chef winner Ilan Hall is 27. Did he deserve to beat Foam Boy? Discuss, if in fact you still care.

Tim Hasselbeck, who I hear is some sort of athlete and married to that pixie-looking harpy on that annoying show, hits 30 today.

Actress Candace Cameron, a.k.a. DJ Tanner, is 32.

Rumored cad Zach Braff of Scrubs is 33. See Zach Braff's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Jason Hervey, a.k.a. Wayne on The Wonder Years, is 37.

The most adorable and charming man in the world, Paul Rudd, hits 40 today. See Paul Rudd's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Ari Meyers, one of the daughters on Kate & Allie, whose character I used to think was extremely fashionable back in the day, also hits 40 today.

Frank Black, a.k.a. Black Francis, of the Pixies, is 43. I adore the sound of his and Kim Deal's voices together.

Sitcom relics Marilu Henner of Taxi, 56, and John Ratzenberger of Cheers, 62, share a birthday today. See Marilu Henner's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See John Ratzenberger's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Barry Levinson is 66. See Barry Levinson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Billy Dee Williams, a.k.a. Lando Calrissian, a.ka. the "Colt 45--Works every time" guy, is (!!!) 71. Surely there must be some mistake! See Billy Dee Williams' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Country artist Merle Haggard is also 71, which is much less shocking because when your name is Haggard you basically sound like an old coot no matter what age you are. See Merle Haggard's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Guru Ram Dass turns 75. Note the extremely tight conjunction of Pluto and his Cancer Ascendant; no wonder he's so interested in spiritual transformation and rebirth. His Sun closely conjuncts the fixed star Nodus II, which augurs "an artistic and emotional but somber nature, a penetrating and analytical mind, much travel and many friends, but danger of robbery and accidental poisoning. It gives craft, ingenuity, and valor." [Source] See Ram Dass' birth chart (Astrotheme)

• April 7

Actor Kevin Alejandro (Ugly Betty) is 32.

Football player, TV personality, and guest star of last season's lamest Project Runway episode Tiki Barber is 33.

Former MTV VJ and actor-comedian Bill Bellamy of the D-list showcase Fastlane is 43. See Bill Bellamy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor and apparent anger-management success story Russell Crowe is 44. See Russell Crowe's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Action star Jackie Chan is 54. See Jackie Chan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-songwriter Janis Ian is 57. See Janis Ian's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician John Oates of, wait for it, Hall & Oates is 59. See John Oates' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Director and vintner Francis Ford Coppola is 69. "Vintner" sounds like one of those words that should be followed by "I just met her." See 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Wayne Rogers of my all-time most hated TV show, M*A*S*H, is 75.

Actor James Garner hits 80 today. See James Garner's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 5

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:59:00 +0000

Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes is 35. Check out my brief discussion of Neptune's placement in his chart. ~ See Pharrell Williams' astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Soft-core star and former Clooney arm candy Krista Allen is 36. See Krista Allen's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Cibo Matto singer Miho Hatori is 38.

Two-hit non-wonder Paula Cole hits 40 today. Hopefully she's scraping by on residuals from Dawson's Creek syndication. See Paula Cole's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pearl Jam's Mike McCready is 42. See Mike McCready's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Christopher Reid, a.k.a. rapper-actor Kid of "and Play" fame, is 44.

If anyone cares about wrestling, someone named Diamond Dallas Page is 51 today.

Stan Ridgway, frontman for one-hit wonders Wall of Voodoo (you know, "I'm on a Mexican radio, whoa-oa"), is 54.

Actor Mitch Pileggi, a.k.a. Skinner on The X-Files, is 56. See Mitch Pileggi's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

ABBA's Agnetha Fältskog is 57. See Agnetha Fältskog's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Max Gail of Barney Miller, which I never liked, is 65.

Actor Michael Moriarty of Law & Order: Boring Non-Mariska Unit is 67. See Michael Moriarty's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

B-movie auteur Roger Corman is 82. See Roger Corman's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Someone with the punny name Gale Storm, who evidently used to be very famous, and is still alive, is 86. See Gale Storm's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 4

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:03:00 +0000

Jeeze Louise, today's celebrity birthday roll call reads like a cast of After-school Special characters. Check out the many cautionary examples of why drugs and premarital sex are bad, mmmkay?

Pregutante Jamie Lynn Spears, whom I ironically called "the most mature and sophisticated member of her family by a country mile" two years ago, is 17. I'm thinking of doing a post on how she'll handle motherhood. Interest? Anyone? Anyone? See Jamie Lynn Spears' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Johnny Borrell of Razorlight, a.k.a. the British dude who dumped Kirsten Dunst before she went into rehab, is 28.

Sadly, the late Heath Ledger, whom I ironically called "all-around sickeningly-perfect-life-having" two years ago, did not go into rehab. He would have been 29 today ... namaste, dude. Read CelebAstroBlogy posts about Heath Ledger

Speaking of rehab, actress Natasha Lyonne is 29, although she looks about 40. No, actually, she looks a bit better lately; I hope she makes a comeback, because she really is talented. See Natasha Lyonne's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

X-Games medalist Dave Mirra is 34. I got nothin'.

Complete tool David Blaine is 35. See David Blaine's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-actress Jill Scott is 36.

1997 called to remind me that bassist Magnus Sveningsson of the Cardigans is 36.

Actor Barry Pepper, who is an actor from Saving Private Ryan rather than a Willy Wonka character as you might guess from his name, is 38. See Barry Pepper's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Beastie Boys DJ Mix Master Mike is 38.

Actress Nancy McKeon, a.k.a. butchy Jo on The Facts of Life, whom I ironically called "The Facts of Life's butchie Jo" two years ago, is 42. See Nancy McKeon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Speaking once more of rehab, triumphantly comebacked (cameback? Comedback?) former train wreck Robert Downey, Jr., is 43. See Robert Downey, Jr.'s birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The beyond fabulous Tobias Fünke, a.k.a. David Cross, is 44. Wait a minute, IMDB lists a 2009 Arrested Development movie as having been "announced." Is this just wishful thinking? Don't toy with me like this, Interwebs! See David Cross's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Robbie Rist, a.k.a. the reviled Cousin Oliver on The Brady Bunch, is 44, which should make everyone feel extremely old. Ironically, being an old-school child star, he has never been in rehab (as far as I know, not that I've really followed his "career" "trajectory").

Comedian Graham Norton is 45.

TV producer David E. Kelley is 52, and gets to sleep with Michelle Pfeiffer. See David E. Kelley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Mary-Margaret Humes, a.k.a. the mom on Dawson's Creek, is 54.

Actress Christine Lahti is 58. See Christine Lahti's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Craig T. Nelson, a.k.a. Coach, is 64. See Craig T. Nelson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Writer Kitty Kelley (no relation to David E., to my knowledge) is 66. See Kitty Kelley's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Estelle Harris, a.k.a. George Costanza's mom, is 76.

Music mogul Clive Davis is 76. Wonder if Kelly Clarkson sent a card?

Writer Maya Angelou is 80. I don't believe she has ever been in rehab. See Maya Angelou's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 3

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:15:00 +0000

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I would like to begin this birthdays post by volunteering the fact that if I had participated in last night's Top Chef challenge creating a dish inspired by a movie, I would have chosen Spice World. In fact, it's kind of a no-brainer, IMHO. Thank you for your time.

Two celebrity daughters who may or may not grow up to become dysfunctional freaks share a birthday today: Ella Bleu Travolta is 8, and Paris Michael Jackson is 10. See Ella Bleu Travolta's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Paris Michael Jackson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress--excuse me, comedienne, according to Kelly Kapoor--Amanda Bynes, who shares a birthday with her former What I Like About You co-star (see below) is 22. See Amanda Bynes' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Leona Lewis is 23. If I understand correctly, she won some British reality show contest and is now an actual musical artist on our shores? WTF?! See Leona Lewis' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Cobie Smulders of How I Met Your Mother (which I recently watched for the first time, for some reason) is 26. Wait, so Joss Whedon was just kidding about wanting her to play Wonder Woman?

The very appropriately named actor-comedian Aries Spears of MAD TV is 33. Note that Aries represents the warrior archetype, so his last name is very appropriate too. (No relation to Britney, BTW.)

The eternally lovely Jennie Garth, a.k.a. Kelly Taylor, is 36. I can't decide if my favorite image of her is collapsing on the Peach Pit bathroom floor from diet pills, making out with Dylan to the tune of "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover," making out with Dylan in the pool, or maybe just those flowered spandex bike shorts and oversize blazers she wore in Season 1 (not together). There are just so many wonderful memories! Okay, I'll stop now. See Jennie Garth's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Olympic skier Picabo Street is 37.

Singer Sebastian Bach of Skid Row is 40, which makes me feel old and depressed.

Artist and musician-by-association Jamie Hewlett of Gorillaz is 41. Appropriately enough, his Chinese sign, per Astrotheme, is Earth Monkey. (He also created a show called Monkey: Journey to the West.) See Jamie Hewlett's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Social Distortion frontman Mike Ness is 46.

Total douchebag Eddie Murphy is 47. You don't mess with Mel B, buddy! See Eddie Murphy's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor David Hyde Pierce, a.k.a. Niles, is 49.

So-good-at-being-odious actor Alec Baldwin hits 50 today. OMG, I CANNOT WAIT for the return of 30 Rock!!! See Alec Baldwin's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Wayne Newton is 66. See Wayne Newton's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Marsha Mason is also 66. Whatever happened to her? Did Neil Simon, like, have her disappeared or something? See Marsha Mason's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Eric Braeden of The Young and the Restless is 67. See Eric Braeden's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Doris Day, who is evidently still alive, is 84. See Doris Day's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: April 2

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:54:00 +0000

Gentle readers, I apologize for the sporadic posts of late. I am in the process of moving, and as we all know, that throws one's life into utter chaos, especially when Mercury, Venus, and Uranus are conjunct in late Pisces. Please bear with me during this transition, and please send me positive energy to deal with the process of two Tauruses with fire-sign Moons trying to agree on a design scheme. (Already my sparkly-pink-walls-and-chandeliers idea has been shot down! Can you imagine?!)

Actress Bethany Joy Galeotti, or Lenz, I don't know for sure and frankly could not care less, of One Tree Hill, is 27. See Bethany Joy Galeotti's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Keyboardist Jesse Carmichael of Maroon 5 is 29. Have they run their course? Let's hope so.See Jesse Carmichael's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress-singer Roselyn Sánchez (Without a Trace) is 35. See Roselyn Sánchez's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Prince Paul is a scrub. He is also 41.

Actor Christopher Meloni, a.k.a. Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: SVU, is 47. He is apparently somehow involved with Joss Whedon's new Interweb musical, so between that and his close association with Mariska Hargitay, I cannot help but feel love for him. See Christopher Meloni's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer Keren Woodward of Bananarama is 47. Is she the one who looks like a skanky man ... a hot tranny mess, if you will?

Ooh! Ooh! Actor Ron Palillo, a,.k.a. Arnold Horshack, is 54.

Cars drummer David Robinson is 55.

Country artist Emmylou Harris is 61. See Emmylou Harris' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Arguably "feminist" author Camille Paglia is 61. See 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Linda Hunt (The Year of Living Dangerously), who could arguably be called a hot tranny mess, is 63. See Linda Hunt's birth chart (Astrotheme)

TV chef Hiroyuki Sakai (Iron Chef) is 66.

The man who made Weird Al possible (bless him!), DJ Dr. Demento, is 67.

Actress Penelope Keith, whom I have never heard of, is 68. See Penelope Keith's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 27

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:27:00 +0000

Actress Taylor Atelian (According to Jim) is 13.

Actress Brenda Song (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody) is 20.

One of society's preeminent Faces of Meth, Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson, is 33. See Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Yes, it's a Buffy birthday! I still can't wrap my mind around Nathan Fillion being a hero in Firefly because of how eeevil he was on Buffy, but Joss seems to like him, so he must be a'ight. (And I'm very excited about this Internet musical with Doogie Howser, whatever is up with that.) Oh yeah, he's 37 today. See Nathan Fillion's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Aries-stellium-having singer Mariah Carey, my personal role model for the correct way to live, think, and home-furnish, is 38. Someday I will have a pet that has its own fan site, and an assistant who walks behind me holding an umbrella over my head while I walk said pet, and I will know that I have truly arrived. See Mariah Carey's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Blues Traveler drummer Brendan Hill is also 38. But ain't nobody holding no umbrellas over his head, I tell you what.

Actress Talisa Soto, more notable for being Mrs. Benjamin Bratt than anything else lately, is 41. See Talisa Soto's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Foot-fetishist director Quentin Tarantino is 45. See Quentin Tarantino's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Andrew Farriss of INXS is 49. Like the other members of INXS, he is dead to me for auditioning Michael Hutchence (God rest his soul)'s replacement on a reality show.

Musician Tony Banks of Genesis, a.k.a. One of the Guys Who Isn't Phil Collins, is 58. See Tony Banks' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Julian Glover (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back) is 73. See Julian Glover's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 26

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:57:00 +0000

OMG, I have totally succeeded in reversing the space-time continuum! Yesterday's birthdays today! Duuuude...

Actress Keira Knightley is 23. I swear, if Rob makes me sit through that stupid bounty hunter movie one more time...See Keira Knightley's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Amy Smart is 32. See Amy Smart's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor T.R. Knight of Grey's Anatomy is 35.

Country "rocker" Kenny Chesney hits 40 today. See Kenny Chesney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician James Iha of the Smashing Pumpkins also hits 40 today. See James Iha's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Michael Imperioli of The Sopranos is 42.

Actress Jennifer Grey is 48 and still unrecognizable. See Jennifer Grey's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Marcus Allen, who is or was evidently an athlete of some sort, is 48.

TV fembot Leeza Gibbons is 51.

R&B singer Teddy Pendergrass is 58.

Spastic comedian Martin Short is also 58. See Martin Short's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Ernest Thomas, a.k.a. "Hey-hey-hey!" Rog from What's Happening!!, is 58. In college, we knew an Indian guy named Raj, and we would always greet him with "Hey-hey-hey!" Is that offensive? I can't decide.

Actress-comedienne Vicki Lawrence is 59. See Vicki Lawrence's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler hits 60 today. And can still pull off a Spandex unitard, might I add. (I do not recommend other 60-year-old men attempting this fashion statement.) See Steven Tyler's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Chupacabra diva Diana Ross is 64. See Diana Ross' birth chart (Astrotheme)

Author Erica Jong, who is still dead to me, is 66. See Erica Jong's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor James Caan is 68. See James Caan's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Alan Arkin is 74. See Alan Arkin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Leonard Nimoy , a.k.a. Mr. Spock, not to be confused with Dr. Spock, although it certainly seems like Spock would have a PhD in something, is 78. See Leonard Nimoy's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 25

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:34:00 +0000

Singer-actress Aly Michalka of Aly & AJ is 19.

Newlywed American Idol singer Katharine McPhee (left) is 24; her husband is, like, 70. See Katharine McPhee's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy; no birth time)

Racecar driver Danica Patrick is 25, as is actor Sean Faris. See Danica Patrick's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Sean Faris' astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Lee Pace of Pushing Daisies is 29.

Rapper Juvenile is 33.

Actress Lark Voorhies of Saved by the Bell is 34.

WNBA star Sheryl Swoopes is 37.

Singer Cathy Dennis, whom I have never heard of, is 38. See Cathy Dennis' birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Figure skater Debi Thomas is 41.

Old Horse-Face herself, Sarah Jessica Parker, is 43. See Sarah Jessica Parker's astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Lisa Gay Hamilton is 44.

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, 46, and narrator Brenda Strong, 48, share a birthday today. See Marcia Cross' astrological chart (Astrotheme, no birth time) ~ See Brenda Strong's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Bonnie Bedelia hits 60 today. See Bonnie Bedelia's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Outlandishly bespectacled singer Elton John is 61. See Elton John's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky & Hutch is 64. See Paul Michael Glaser's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Diva (in more ways than one) Aretha Franklin and Rocky Horror's Richard O'Brien are both 66. See Aretha Franklin's astrological chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Richard O'Brien's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Playboy Bunny infiltrator Gloria Steinem turns 73 today. See Gloria Steinem's astrological chart (Astrotheme)

Punny critic Gene Shalit is 76.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 24

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:39:00 +0000

Actress Keisha Castle-Hughes, the Jamie Lynn Spears of New Zealand, is 18. See Keisha Castle-Hughes's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

R&B singer Nivea is 26.

Annoyingly-named actress Lake Bell (seriously, it sounds like a small-town tourist attraction, not a person) is 29. See Lake Bell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Football star Peyton Manning is 32. See Peyton Manning's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

An excellent Buffy birthday: The gorgeous and fabulous Alyson Hannigan is 34. And she will be co-starring with Britney tonight on How I Met Your Mother! See Alyson Hannigan's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Frightening-looking Lara Flynn Boyle is 38. See Lara Flynn Boyle's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Sharon Corr of, wait for it, the Corrs is also 38. See Sharon Corr's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Annabella Sciorra is 44.

Fired-yet-again talking head Star Jones Reynolds is 46.

Hey, remember the '80s? "99 Luftballoons" singer Nena is 48, as is Weird Science actress Kelly LeBrock.

Actress Donna Pescow of Saturday Night Fever is 54, as is actor Robert Carradine.

Comic Louie Anderson is 55.

Designer Tommy Hilfiger is 57. See Tommy Hilfiger's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Another '80s throwback: "Cruel to Be Kind" singer Nick Lowe is 59.

Director Curtis Hanson is 63. See Curtis Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

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Halle Berry's Baby Daughter's Birth Chart

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:50:00 +0000

Gentle readers, I know I'm a bit behind on the birthday posts (let me tell you, trying to buy an apartment in NYC is about the biggest time and energy drain ever), but I figured it would be more exciting to post a birth chart for Halle Berry's new baby daughter.

First of all, I must offer many congrats to Halle and Gabriel Aubry! Not only are they two of the most beautiful people on earth (can't wait to see this baby -- she might actually take Shiloh's Cutest Child Ever title!), but it seems that Halle is genuinely happy and settled after suffering ridiculously bad relationship luck, and we all know she has dreamed of motherhood forever, so I have nothing but warm-and-fuzzies for her despite my natural inclination to resent someone so beautiful and successful.

Anyhoo, the Gorgeous Ones' bundle of joy was, according to published reports, born Sunday, March 16, at 10:17 am in Los Angeles. (Thanks much to readers who wrote in with a heads-up, especially the always fabulously input-offering Reader T!) It has now been confirmed that her name is Nahla Ariela Aubrey. {Source} (Apparently Nahla means "honeybee" in Arabic, which I kind of love.) Without further ado, here is her birth chart:

See Nahla Ariela Aubrey's birth chart (Exclusive to CelebAstroBlogy)

Certainly an interesting, intense chart with those Venus-Saturn and Mars-Pluto oppositions.

No time/mental energy for a full analysis tonight, but more soon.... (Also, now that J.Lo's twins have been named, I'll be doing their full charts soon.)

Namaste and happy almost astrological New Year!

ETA: For anyone who saw the incorrect birth chart initially posted last night, apologies. I literally opened my eyes this morning with the realization I had forgotten to paste the correct chart into the template (isn't it weird when you suddenly remember you forgot something?) and fixed it.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 14-15

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:11:00 +0000

• March 14

Actor Jamie Bell, who was in something recently that escapes me, is 22. See Jamie Bell's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Pretty, pretty Taylor Hanson of (duh) Hanson is 25. See Taylor Hanson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Today's Buffy birthday: Mercedes McNab, a.k.a. Harmony, is 28. (Harmony: "You love her more than me!" Spike: "I love syphilis more than you." Genius!)

Another pretty boy, actor Chris Klein, is 30. See Chris Klein's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Acress Catherine Dent (The Shield) is 43.

Late-'90s wunderkind writer Kevin Williamson, who has since disappeared from the face of the earth, is also 43.

'80s sideman Adrian Zmed is 44. See Adrian Zmed's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Penny Johnson Jerald (24) is 47.

Tamara Tunie of Law & Order: SVU is 49.

The annoyance that is Rick Dees is 58.

The annoyance that is Billy Crystal is 61. See Billy Crystal's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Steve Kanaly of Dallas is 62.

Actor Raymond J. Barry (Born on the Fourth of July) is 69.

Music mogul, and Rashida's dad, Quincy Jones, is 75. See Quincy Jones's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actor Michael Caine, whom I inexplicably dislike, is also 75. See Michael Caine's birth chart (Astrotheme)

• March 15

Eva Amurri, daughter of Susan Sarandon and excellent actress in her own right, is 23. Has she done anything lately? See Eva Amurri's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

The hilariously named Sean Biggerstaff of Harry Potter is 25. See Sean Biggerstaff's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Emily Kennard (Napoleon Dynamite) is 26.

Rapper Young Buck is 27. See Young Buck's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Slipknot's Sid Wilson is 30. See Sid Wilson's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Feh: Linkin Park's Joe Hahn is 31.

The annoyance that is Eva Longoria is 33. See Eva Longoria's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas, seemingly ubiquitous lately, is also 33. Seriously, when will people figure out that doing weird capitalization and punctuation in your name does not make you creative or transgressive, but rather pretentious and tiresome? See will.i.am's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mark Hoppus of Blink-182 is 36.

Model and Rod Stewart trophy wife Penny Lancaster is 37. See Penny Lancaster's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Kim Raver (24) is 39. See Kim Raver's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Sugar Ray frontman turned TV-entertainment-news tool Mark McGrath hits, wow, 40 today. See Mark McGrath's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Rock of Love Casanova Bret Michaels is 45. For his birthday, I would suggest getting him a gift certificate for a comprehensive set of STD screenings, considering there is probably nothing he hasn't caught from those skanks (or didn't have before).

Singer Terence Trent D'Arby is 46. See Terence Trent D'Arby's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Supermodel and faux-butter pitchman Fabio is 49. I am continually tickled by his beef with George Clooney, which is like the best celebrity feud ever. See Fabio's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Director Renny Harlin, Geena Davis' ex, is also 49. See Renny Harlin's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Actress Park Overall is 51.

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider is 53.

Rocker Ry Cooder is 61.

The reclusive Sly Stone of Sly and the Family Stone is 64.

Director David Cronenberg is 65. See David Cronenberg's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Musician Mike Love of the Beach Boys is 47. See Mike Love's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Musician Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead is 48. See Phil Lesh's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Judd Hirsch (Taxi) is 73. See Judd Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart is 73. See Jimmy Swaggart's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Country singer Carl Smith is 81.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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Celeb Birthdays: March 12-13

noreply@blogger.com (KittyTaurus) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:34:00 +0000

• March 12

Crack- rocker Pete Doherty of Babyshambles is 29. See Pete Doherty's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Blur guitarist Graham Coxon is 39.

Actor Aaron Eckhart is 40. See Aaron Eckhart's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Another druggie Pisces, baseball player Darryl Strawberry, is 46. See Darryl Strawberry's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Courtney B. Vance is 48.

Singer Marlon Jackson of the Jackson Five is 51, as is Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is 55.

Nothing infuriates me more than the unique bittersweet folk-rock stylings of James Taylor, who hits 60 today.

Sort of an AARP Britney, Liza Minnelli, is 62. See Liza Minnelli 's birth chart (Astrotheme)

Singer Al Jarreau is 68.

Actress Barbara Feldon of Get Smart, who is evidently still still alive, is 76. See Barbara Feldon's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

• March 13

Uranus was discovered today! Well, not today, but, you know, on this same date many years go.

Actor Emile Hirsch (Alpha Dog) is 23. See Emile Hirsch's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actor Danny Masterson of That '70s Show, who is rapidly becoming better known for going to clubs with Bijou Phillips, who is herself really only known for going to clubs, so that's really kind of pathetic, is 32.

Musician David Draiman of Disturbed is 35.

Rapper Common is 36.

Actress Annabeth Gish of the post-shark-jumped X-Files is 38. See Annabeth Gish's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Fantastic Four director Tim Story is also 38. See Tim Story's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

U2 bassist Adam Clayton is 48. See Adam Clayton's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Dana Delaney is 52. I have never watched any of the many shows she has been on. See Dana Delaney's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Actress Glenne Headly (ER) is 53. Wow, I would hate to be named Glenne anything or anything Headly, much less Glenne Headly.

The incomparable William H. Macy is 58. See William H. Macy's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Singer-songwriter Neil Sedaka is 69.

Birth dates from IMDB.com and/or Wikipedia. Please email me any corrections, additions or—especially appreciated!—exact birth times.

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