CelebAstroBlogy Reader Poll: Vote for the Celebs You Want Covered!

Gentle readers, your input, feedback, and suggestions for CelebAstroBlogy are always welcomed and encouraged. Since there has been some discussion lately of who readers would like to read readings for, I thought it would be fun to throw a poll party and invite everyone to pick the celebs they'd like to hear more about.

You can vote for as many of the celebs on the list as you like. And obviously, it's in no way exhaustive -- if you're interested in reading about a celeb other than (or in addition to) the ones listed, please comment on this post or the poll. (Just don't bother suggesting She Who Shall Not Be Named, For Publicity Feeds Her Horrible Power. She's already gotten waaaay too much press lately.) Depending on the response, I may follow up periodically with more polls including different celebrities.

Vote in the CelebAstroBlogy reader poll now!

As always, thanks much for your support and participation!

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Poll Results: When Will Britney Give Birth?

Okay, okay, as I've already abjectly apologized for, we're playing catch-up here on CelebAstroBlogy this week. So, these poll results are a wee smidge late. And since my original post on Britney Spears' due date, there have been (according to others who were able to access the Interwebs this week) a flurry of reports about a forthcoming scheduled C-section. Were our readers prescient in their response to the poll question? Time will tell soon enough.

When will Britney Spears give birth?
And the results are...

Two-thirds of readers believe Britney will give birth in late September, after firstborn son Sean Preston Federline's birthday, giving her baby a Libra Sun. The fall equinox, when the Sun enters Libra, isn't until September 23, so if the rumors about an imminent C-section are true, SPF will wind up with a fellow Virgo sib. Rest assured that, barring further cosmic technical difficulties from the universe (knock wood!), CelebAstroBlogy will be bringing you the new Baby Spederline's birth chart ASAP. So stay tuned!

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

Find more web pages about: Britney Spears ~ Sean Preston Federline ~ Pregnancy ~ Celebrity Pregnancy ~ Celebrity Pregnancies ~ Celebrity Babies ~ Astrology ~ Celebs ~ Celebrity ~ Celebrities

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Poll of the Week: When Will Britney Give Birth?

Britney Spears may feel like she has been pregnant for ten years {Source}, but it seems her second pregnancy is flying by—with not nearly enough bump photos, if you ask me. And as usual with celebrity due dates, there is a complete lack of consensus around when Britney will give birth to Sean Preston's sibling.

Some outlets report that the latest Federline is due right around SPF's first birthday (September 14), while K-Fed himself recently offered up "Halloween" as D-day for his (what kind of a God would allow this?!?!) fourth child's arrival into the world. {Source} But of course, celebrities are notorious for throwing out late due dates to keep the press away from the delivery room, and one assumes that K-Fed's math skills are on a par with his verbal and rapping skills, so it is necessary to take this pronouncement with a margarita glass worth of salt.

Pursuant to consultation with Senior Bumpalysist Karen, who believes Brit Brit to be about eight months along, it seemed clear that Britney would make sure to stagger her scheduled C-section around Sean's birthday, so that she could throw him a party. But would she plan to give birth before or after her son's big day? Or might Kevin be telling the truth, meaning we have a whole two months more of giganta-bump photo ops to look forward to? This is the question posed to you, gentle readers.

The Poll of the Week is...
When will Britney Spears give birth? ~ Vote now!

Voting closes Tuesday, September 5. Check back Wednesday, September 6, for the results!

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Related:
Britney Spears, Serial Mom (5/10/06)
Britney: Baby One More Time? (4/29/06)
Sweet Jesus, Is Britney Pregnant Again?! (3/8/06)
Britney in Retrograde (2/16/06)
Britney in the Breakdown Lane? (2/8/06)

Find more web pages about: Britney Spears ~ Sean Preston Federline ~ Pregnancy ~ Celebrity Pregnancy ~ Celebrity Pregnancies ~ Celebrity Babies ~ Astrology ~ Celebs ~ Celebrity ~ Celebrities

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Poll Results: Is Halle Berry Pregnant?

Where does the summer go? Okay, okay, so technically more than a week has gone by since the Poll of the Week was posted, but we all know that the passage of time speeds up in August, in some instances creating a quantum wormhole that might cause the clock to jump from, say, 1:30 AM to 4:00 AM in the blink of an eye. Anyhoo...

"Last week"'s Poll of the Week was:
Do you think Halle Berry is pregnant?

And the results are...

...evenly split between "No" and "No, but she will be by year's end," with one lone vote of "Yes." Well, time will tell, gentle readers, time will tell.

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Related:
The Halle Berry Bump Watch Continues (8/12/06)
Please Help Me Investigate the Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumors! (7/29/06)

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Poll of the Week: Is Halle Berry Pregnant?

People seem to have very strong opinions about the possibility that Halle Berry is pregnant. My feeling is that her progressed and solar return charts show a very optimistic forecast for pregnancy by the end of the year. But many readers have opined that her so-called "baby bump" looks more like bloat. What do you think?

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The Poll of the Week is...
Do you think Halle Berry is pregnant? ~ Vote now!

Related:
The Halle Berry Bump Watch Continues (8/12/06)
Please Help Me Investigate the Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumors! (7/29/06)

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Poll Results: When Will Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?

Okay, I guess this one was kind of a gimme. In light of Lindsay Lohan's recent unrepentant partying in the face of physical collapse and professional threats, I wanted to know how much time you think she has left before she implodes completely.

Last week's Poll of the Week was...
When will Lindsay Lohan hit bottom?

And the results are...

You guessed it, folks. With a devilish 66.6% of the vote, the winning response was "Any minute now."

Hear that, LiLo? 2 out of 3 readers don't expect you to make it till fall before falling off the Courtney Love cliff. But it's not too late to turn your wayward ways around! Linds, did I mention I am available for private consultation at very reasonable rates, discretion guaranteed? Call me!

Related:
• Dehydration Deja Vu for Lindsay Lohan (7/28/06)
• Birthday Predictions for Lindsay Lohan: More Trouble Ahead? (4/30/06)
• More Warning Signs for Lindsay Lohan (4/30/06)
• Lindsay Lohan: Intervention Time Again! (4/23/06)
• Lindsay Lohan's World Hospital Tour (2/1/06)

Find more web pages about: Lindsay Lohan ~ Astrology ~ Celebs ~ Celebrity ~ Celebrities

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Poll of the Week: When Will Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?

Despite her recent on-set collapse prompting the latest of my repeated warnings as well as a written scolding from her currently filming flick's producers calling her a party-hearty "spoiled child" {Source}, Miss Lindsay Lohan flagrantly refuses to clean up her act. She has been seen unrepentantly clubbing with himbo beau Harry Morton and skanky, enabling mother Dina has come to her defense yet again. {Source} Clearly, Lindsay just will not learn, which is no great surprise considering her parents' stellar example.

With the way things are going, now it seems like a simple question of time before Lindsay bottoms out. How long do you think it will take before she crashes and burns?

The Poll of the Week is...
When will Lindsay Lohan hit bottom? ~ Vote now!

Voting closes Monday, August 7. Come back Tuesday, August 8 for the results!

Related:
• Dehydration Deja Vu for Lindsay Lohan (7/28/06)
• Birthday Predictions for Lindsay Lohan: More Trouble Ahead? (4/30/06)
• More Warning Signs for Lindsay Lohan (4/30/06)
• Lindsay Lohan: Intervention Time Again! (4/23/06)
• Lindsay Lohan's World Hospital Tour (2/1/06)

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Poll Results: Will Pam Anderson and Kid Rock Make It to the Altar?

Well, the people have spoken, though this question is no longer one to be decided by public opinion, since Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock in fact just made it legal in St. Tropez. Not often do CelebAstroBlogy's poll questions get a definitive answer, so it's satisfying to receive such prompt resolution. {Source}

If anyone can find the time vows were exchanged, please email me or post a comment so I can do their wedding chart and make some predictions about the marriage's future. (Is it just me, or does Kid look like he's sporting a baby bump? Stay tuned....)

Anyway, last week's Poll of the Week was: Will Pam Anderson and Kid Rock make it to the altar?

And the (moot) results are ...

With 50% of the vote, the winning entry was "Yes, but only after she marries and divorces Tommy Lee 3 more times," followed by simply "Yes" with 37.5% of the vote. Clearly, the 37.5% of you who had faith in Pam and Kid were prescient.

Thanks for playing! Stay tuned for the next Poll of the Week. Your suggestions for topics are welcome; email me, post a comment or post on the forums.

Find more web pages about: Pamela Anderson ~ Kid Rock ~ Astrology ~ Celebs ~ Celebrity ~ Celebrities

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Poll of the Week: Will Pam Anderson and Kid Rock Make It to the Altar?

So, after getting engaged and then breaking up for a good number of years, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have once again announced plans to wed. And I'm not sure whether or not to be happy about this. Pam sure does seem to have a pattern of repeat relationships with the same man (see also Tommy Lee), but could this be the one that finally sticks?

On the one hand, Pam and Kid are actually a good match as far as their Sun signs are concerned. A Cancer woman and Capricorn man can make for a cozy white-picket-fence type of traditional family unit. And one thing these two definitely have in common, skanky as they both may be, is love for their sons. They do seem to make a nice extended family together with their boys. Also, Kid's Sun in Capricorn is square Pam's Moon in Aries, a nice aspect for romantic tension between a man and woman.

But beyond that, I'm not so sure that they really have a strong bond. Their Suns are not in aspect to each other, and Pam's Cancer Sun inconjuncts Kid's Venus in Sagittarius, an awkward angle as far as their ability to meet each other's relationship needs. She craves security while he might well be happy living on the road with a string of groupies as his companions. ~ See Pamela Anderson's birth chart (Astrotheme) ~ See Kid Rock's birth chart (Astrotheme, no birth time)

Because I am so torn about this couple, and really want Pam to be happy and treated right, I seek your judgment, gentle readers, in determining whether or not their love is real. Thus, this week's Poll of the Week is:

Will Pam Anderson and Kid Rock make it to the altar this time? ~ Vote now!

Voting closes Saturday, July 29. Check back Sunday, July 30 for the results!

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Poll Results: Will Nicole and Keith Last?

Ewps! Did I say these results would be up Wednesday? I blame the Mercury retrograde. :}

Last week's poll question was: How long do you think Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's marriage will last?

And the results are...

With 36% of the vote, the winning entry was: "Until the baby is old enough to speak and tells Nic about Keith keeping hoochies on the side."

However, for you hopeless romantics out there who are heartbroken at the idea of Nic and Keith being torn asunder, the runner-up choice, with 27% of the vote, was "Forever and ever and ever! GAWD, you soulless bloggers and your bitter, shrivelled hearts!"

Thanks for playing! Stay tuned for CelebAstroBlogy's next Poll of the Week. If you have a suggestion for a juicy Poll of the Week topic, please email me or post a comment.

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Related:
• Nicole and Keith: Worst Wedding Timing Ever! (6/25/06)
• Nicole Kidman Sure Looks Pregnant (6/17/06)
• Did Nicole and Keith Pick the Wrong Wedding Date? (6/9/06)
• Nicole and Keith: What Are They Hiding? (5/18/06)
• Nicole Kidman Uses the F Word (5/17/06)
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban: Heading for a Wedding or a Breakup? (3/13/06)
• Update: Nicole and Keith's Scorpio Connection (2/18/06)
• Never Mind Keith -- Can Nicole Commit? (2/07/06)

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Poll of the Week: Will Nicole and Keith Last?

As regular readers know, I maintain that the wedding chart of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban could not bode worse for their union. Key aspects of the chart, as I have ranted remarked previously, would jump out to any astrologer as dealbreakers for a marriage horoscope.

However, this position is controversial, as many residents of the Interweb appear to take issue with this dour forecast and maintain that Nic and Keith will live happily ever after, galloping on kangaroos into the sunset. Um, or something. Anyway, let's tackle this issue head-on with good old-fashioned majority rule. This week's Poll of the Week is:

How long do you think Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's marriage will last? ~ Vote now!

Polling closes Tuesday, July 18. Cast your vote now and feel free to post a comment if you feel particularly passionate. Don't forget to swing by Wednesday, July 19 to see the results!

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Related:
• Nicole and Keith: Worst Wedding Timing Ever! (6/25/06)
• Nicole Kidman Sure Looks Pregnant (6/17/06)
• Did Nicole and Keith Pick the Wrong Wedding Date? (6/9/06)
• Nicole and Keith: What Are They Hiding? (5/18/06)
• Nicole Kidman Uses the F Word (5/17/06)
• Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban: Heading for a Wedding or a Breakup? (3/13/06)
• Update: Nicole and Keith's Scorpio Connection (2/18/06)
• Never Mind Keith -- Can Nicole Commit? (2/07/06)

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Poll Results: Why Are There No Photos of Suri?

The results are in! Last week's Poll of the Week, following up on our recent post covering the burning question "Does Suri Cruise Really Exist?" was: Why haven't we seen photos of Suri Cruise yet?

And it's a tie! The two winning options are...dumroll, please....

Why haven't we seen photos of Suri Cruise yet?

~ Waiting for Nicole and Keith to announce pregnancy in order to steal thunder (23.5%)

~ Baby came out looking too much like Chris Klein (23.5%)

Perhaps tellingly, the explanation put forward by the mainstream media, "Couldn't agree on price for photos," received zero votes.

• Related: Does Suri Cruise Really Exist? (6/22/06)

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Poll of the Week: Why Are There No Photos of Suri?

One of the most awesome-tastic things about the new Celeb AstroBlogy forums is that we now have the ability to add bells and whistles compelling interactive functionality like polls to the site. So please join us to vote in CelebAstroBlogy's first-ever Poll of the Week!

Following up on our recent post covering the burning question "Does Suri Cruise Really Exist?", this week's poll question is:

Why haven't we seen photos of Suri Cruise yet?

~ Vote now!

If you don't see your opinion among the multiple-choice poll options, please post a comment. Surely by putting all our heads together, we can figure out what happened to poor Suri, and rescue her if she fell down a well or something!

• Related: Does Suri Cruise Really Exist? (6/22/06)

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