Today's Birfdays: February 14

On the train home this evening, I overheard a man telling his friend that today was his birthday and that it kind of sucked having Valentine's Day as your birthday when he was single, especially since everyone was always busy. So, take a moment to feel some compassion for these Aquarians, although now that they're famous they probably have no problem getting people to hang out with them on V-Day.

If I didn't have figure skating on the brain right now, I don't know that I would consider Yuka Sato's 33rd worth noting.

Forget what I said about compassion when it comes to Rob Thomas spending any of his 34 Valentine's Days alone, as Matchbox 20 is a blight upon this earth for which no personal bad karma for Rob can begin to compensate.

I don't know whether to be proud or deeply ashamed that I immediately recognized James Eckhouse's name while scrolling down IMDB's birthday shoutout page. Happy 51st, Jim Walsh!

The Uranus-ruled sign of Aquarius is sometimes associated with kinky preferences and socially unacceptable sexual orientation. Happy 59th, Pat O'Brien!

Note to self: Run and analyze birth chart for NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who's 64 today. I have mixed feelings about his leadership, but I do appreciate how he's managed to keep his ego removed from public affairs in true Aquarian style. No word on whether he has kinky sexual proclivities, but wouldn't that be fun to read about in the Post?

There's definitely a whiff of kink about Florence Henderson, even though she's 72 and super-religious, but perhaps it's just that her syndicated MILF Carol Brady inspired generations of Freudian fantasies.

Birth dates from IMDB.com. Please email me any corrections, additions or -- especially appreciated! -- exact birth times.